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A lack of discipline. One hand to cut the other. So unprofessional, You're not a friend, You're just a lover. I'm the opposite of serious, but it's important to take me seriously. Give me your heart & I'll suffocate it with my Ego. I don't like being lead on, but I flirt without intent of following through. I'm a mess of contradictions, but I'm different, just like everyone else. I'm as european as I pretend to be, so I'm pretty fuckin' european. But I'm only as far across the globe as my fingers stretch out. Filipina, Chinese, American, Spanish, Russian & British. I have an accent if you want me to have one. I'm as old as my Legal Identification says I'm not. So I'm not of legal drinking consent, but I do it anyways. Duh? I'm told I was born in A Vagina, so let's just go with that. I'm also told I look really old. 387 is a good age isn't it? Don't ask me where I'm from, that's hardly of any relevance. What if I'm a Robot? But, I'm actually a Shark. I go to clubs to dance & meet girls, not to suck face or fuck random guys. I like having friends that share the same interests as me. I believe I'm running out of lung capacity. Cigarettes could make us good friends; as long as you don't smoke Reds. Gross. I love guys & I like girls. I have a thing for shiny underwear and spiky shoes. I think it'd be nice to have guy best friends that don't try to fuck or kiss me when we snuggle. I'm not Down To Fuck [DTF] & I will never be, so don't ask me to hook up or hang out with your twisted intentions. I know how to read inbetween most lines & contexts, I'd like to think you can't get much past me, allthough I am an airhead. I'm in love with eyes that aren't brown, but if you're eyes are bright, you've got my attention. I like million dollar smiles, but I don't have one. You can't trust what I say to you when I'm drunk. I like applesauce. Vodka is my 3rd middle name. Whales are my distant cousins. I like water. I don't fuck around with 12 year old games. Drama is beyond my time, nature & patience. Thanks. Getting to know me isn't a waste of time. But it's alot of patience. Be prepared. I'm not easy to please, I might tear you apart. I'm only going to break your heart. ♥