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teisipäev, 29. detsember 2015

Banana Pudding Cheesecake

A no bake Banana Pudding Cheesecake is easy to make and sure to be a hit with banana cream pie and cheesecake lovers alike!

Prep time: PT20M
Cook time: PT7M
Total time: PT5H27M
Yield: 1 Pie
Ingredients

1 2/3 cup Graham Crackers, Crushed (about 12 whole crackers)
1/4 cup Granulated Sugar
1/2 cup Butter, Melted
2/3 cup Granulated Sugar
1/3 cup Flour
1 pinch Sea Salt
2 cups Milk
3 whole Egg Yolks, Whisked
1 1/2 teaspoons Vanilla Extract
16 ounces Cream Cheese, Room Temperature
4 whole Bananas, Sliced
For Serving: Whip Cream and Additional Sliced Banana

Cooking Directions

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
In a large bowl add graham cracker crumbs and 1/4 cup sugar, mix until well combined. Drizzle in melted butter and mix well. Press graham cracker mixture evenly into the bottom of a 9 inch pie plate. Bake for 7 minutes or until light brown, cool completely.
To make Vanilla Pudding: In a large saucepan whisk together 2/3 cup granulated sugar with flour and salt until well combined. Slowly whisk in milk until smooth.
Bring mixture to a simmer while stirring over medium heat. Cook until thickened.
Slowly stir in 2 cups of thickened cooked milk mixture into the egg yolks. (This is not additional milk)
Add egg yolks back to the pan and continue to stir while returning mixture to a simmer. Cook until thickened and the consistency of pudding.
Remove from heat and stir in vanilla extract.
Beat cream cheese until smooth and creamy. Add pudding mixture to cream cheese and mix until well combined, scraping sides of bowl well.
Cover bottom of graham cracker crust with 1/3 banana pudding cheesecake mixture. Add sliced bananas and cover with remaining cheesecake mixture.
Refrigerate cheesecake until cold or overnight.
Serve with whip cream and additional sliced banana.

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